i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened
this is my favorite photo of john green <333
this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green
I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong
also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot
Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.
The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer
gonna make my parents proud finally go to college
"do you know how bad fries ar-"
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT
my friend told me he counted the number of times I flipped my hair in my 50 minute lecture
I flipped my hair 11 times in 50 minutes, thats 316.8 hairflips in one day that means Ive flipped my hair 115362 times in the last year. If I had a dollar for every time I flipped my hair Id be able to pay off college in a year
atticus finch was the original hot dad